Ant #318. Nudes.

I swear I could open a gallery with all the pics of dicks they sent to me...

I don't remember since when people started to send nudes to each other?! It wasn't trendy when I was a teenager. I guess it's because we didn't have cameras in our phones.

Just to make things clear! I'm not talking about artistic nude pictures, I'm talking about exact pictures of the dicks.

Honestly I do find it pretty funny to exchange nudes with your partner when you're far away from each other, it's like a game. But I don't really get a point of sending them to strangers, especially if they are in another part of the world. What do you want? Show off? Impress me? Make me jealous? Get me hard? Sorry, this doesn't work on me. Or maybe it's just an exhibitionism? Ok so, but still it doesn't work on me. Besides, there was nothing interesting or jealous worthy.

Listen to this girl, she speaks the truth!

I can't stop laughing at what she says, but damn she's so right, like she's also going to see lots of #Madonna shows))))) #money #RebelHeartTour #bankruptcy #debts

Joking))) I don't even care about your money! :-P

Ant #302. Party hard.

Shortly...

We had to call to ambulance last night because one guy overdrank!
That's what I call a good party) LOL )))

P.S. I've been told "Brindo por y con tu leche!"
Those who speak spanish know that it's totally gross! Hahahahaaaa))))

 

Ant #295. Warning.

If we just met and you ask me any of the following questions: 

- Wanna come to my home for a coffee?

- How big is it?

- Top or bottom?

- etc etc,

you can be sure it's our last conversation. Who the hell you think you are? And what the fuck do you think of me? 

You have no respect. Go fuck yourself. 

Ant #287. Brüderschaft.

To drink "na broodershaft" with someone is to consolidate friendship with a special ceremony when two of participants at the same time drink their glasses, for example with wine, with the hands bound in elbows. Then, most often, kiss. During the process it is necessary to look each other in eyes. From this moment participants are considered as good friends and have to address to each other on "you". Ritual comes from medieval Europe when the similar ceremony served as the proof of good intentions of the audience at a table.

According to another version the tradition to drink "na broodershaft" practiced between lovers. If a  drink of one of lovers was poisoned by another, with a kiss the poison was transferred back to the poisoner. Thus, the kiss served as the proof that drink of any of lovers wasn't poisoned.

On Wikipedia in russian: https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C1%F0%F3%E4%E5%F0%F8%E0%F4%F2

It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, straight or gay, married or single, this russian tradition is for everyone in any combination!
So if you drink "na broodershaft" with someone I strongly recommend you to buy a russian vodka at first!
Have a nice drink!
^_^

Ant #257. Sweet Conchita Wurst.

Another arguing with relatives, and now because of Conchita Wurst.

The russian society turned insane when she won Eurovision. Countless and countless posts and articles about death of Europe, about family values, about tolerance that destroys the world. On the central TV they said that "Europe has a bloody diarrhea" and that "Beard is a sign of loneliness and Apocalypse!" XDDD

And it would have been just funny, if people weren't that serious about this shit.

But what is really funny is people talking about family values in a country which is a world leader in divorces and abortions.

Hypocrites!

Ant #250. Danger! High voltage!

I live in a country where everybody touches and kisses. Everybody!!!
Even straight men do that welcoming each other.
>_<

So I try to be nice and do what people are used to do, but every time someone kisses me or even touches me, I feel like I get an electrical shock. Every single piece of my body protests!

Of course, I don't feel so when someone I love is touching me, in this case I feel warm.
But it's really hard to me to accept these intimate (yes, intimate) contacts even from my close friends.

Well, there are always exceptions! No details! ;-)

Ant #235. If I was a rich boy...

What is the most expensive birthday gift you've ever received from not-your-family people?!

Today I went to a post office to get a top secret box, I had no clue what was inside before I opened it.

This is what I found in it...

Somebody, call 911, please!!!

Ant #177. Hitchhike.

Jack Kerouac - On The Road

After reading Jack Kerouac's book "On The Road" I got obsessed with an idea to see America...

The real America with all small cities, cowboys, prairies and burning sun.

Just get a car and drive towards to adventures!

From NY to LA!

Are you with me?

Ant #163. French.

I always say that I think that french is the sexiest language in the whole world!
I'm gonna learn it in the future, but for now... I wish my partner could speak french! I would be horny all the time! ^_^ (Do you hear me, teddy bear?)

Ant #139. Thank you!

In this world, in this life there is only one person who can always make me feel special!

We don't talk very often, last time we saw each other 3 years ago, but anyway we're very close spiritually.
I don't know how to describe it...
He knows how to take my breath away. With every single word...

Gosh, this sounds so gay! Sorry, guys )))
But I had to confess!

I'll see him again in 3 days and this thought makes me wanna fly, like butterflies in my belly...

Thank you, my friend, for being so kind to me!
I'm so grateful I met you! You are the best!

Ant #116. I'm afraid of people. VOL.2

In my previous post I told you about crazy guy annoying me and my friend.

Last night and this morning he surpassed himself.
He hacked my friend's account on facebook and stole some of her pictures from private albums. Then he sent me them with awful comments like "Look at this wh*re! How can you talk to her? She's disgusting!"
I said he's sick and did nothing.
Then he anonymously messaged her: "I talked to him and he told me he will never touch you again", what is completely a lie, coz we didn't even talk (I just don't wanna answer to him).
Then he sent me a message with cheap porn-movies words: "I'd like to see how you cum on her boobs and then I'll f*ck you!"
I ignored all this crap, but at the morning my email was full of his letters with many photos of him. Can you imagine what were these photos? On some of them he was horny (you know what I mean), on others he was dressed up in female stockings.

Eewwww...

I'm so tired of him. Please, whoever you are, F*CK OFF!

F*CK OFF

Ant #115. I'm afraid of people.

Next to my stalker, I got another crazy man.

Shortly...
I met a girl. We're just friends now, but there is a sympathy between us. So who knows...
We don't talk to anybody about our relationship, but thanks to social networks it's obvious for other people.
Someone (not my stalker, I'm pretty sure) messaged her that he and I are a couple for a while, have sex and everything is serious and she must to f*ck off. He told her awful rude things, called her a wh*re.
She knows I'm bisexual and she got a good laugh at this anonym, but anyway it scares me. And I really have no idea who is he. The world is full of crazy people that don't have their own lives.

I don't know what to do. From one side I don't give a shit, but from other side who knows what these people are thinking about.

Ant #114. Stalker.

FINALLY!
I got one! The real stalker!!!
Haters are so irrelevant! I'm tired of them. But the stalker made my week! )))))))
This is what I call SUCCESS! )))
XD

The 19 years old boy messages me every day. Anonymously! He describes how he would like to lick my body, tells me how sexy I am, asks me about sex in a bathroom/car, with a condom or raw.
But the most funny is he's not sure I'm straight/bi/gay, and I don't tell him )))

I make laugh))))
For example!

Q: I'd like to lick your body.
A: Eeeewww.




This is sooooo funny ))))

Ant #107. Parisian drama!

"Madonna definitely wants to kill me!"
That's what I thought at the morning.

I received an email from madonna.com saying that she added one extra show in Paris next week. She will perform at Olympia Hall on jul 26th.
READ BETWEEN LINES! She'll make a very special intimate concert for only 2700 hard-core fans!
And of course the email announced that a pre-sale of tickets starts NOW!

Aaaaaaah! I was about to kill myself!
It was one of the most stressful moments in my life!
I had to manage everything very quickly! Ticket, flights, accommodation. And the most important I had to find money to afford it.
I messaged my friend in Paris, asked him to let me stay in his home for 2 nights, coz hotels in Paris are extremely expensive. He said YES. Then I found good flight offers from my city to Paris and from Paris to Vienna (coz my next show in Austria). When I understood it was possible, I started waiting for a pre-sale (the worst pre-sale EVER). The web-site was crashing all the time, I was refreshing the page, but it was telling me to f*ck off!

During this time I was tweeting... 

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OMG! 30 minutes to sales! YES or NOT?

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Woooop! I've just received an email from ICON with a passcode! ^_^

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olympiahall.com is crashed! ))))

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It works, but there aren't tickets!

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SHIT! WORKS!

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SHIT! DOESN'T WORK!

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FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

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F*CKIN' OLYMPIAHALL.COM! BURN IN HELL!!!

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But thanx God, I've bought it!

Oh, b*tch! What are you doing to me? )))

Ant #104. M-Addiction.

Someone gotta call 911!

I've received my salary and... have bought another 1 ticket on Madonna's show. It will be the 11th one in her MDNA Tour that I'm gonna visit.
Now I'm officially insane!

The problem is I wasn't planning to add any other shows to my schedule, I thought 10 shows are enough. So all my flights were paid and hotels were booked. This extra show destroyed my plans.
I'm going to Vienna and Warsaw at the end of july and on aug 3rd I had to come back home. The added concert will be in Kiev, Ukraine, so I had to manage all the flights and accommodations. I bought the direct flights from Warsaw to Kiev and on aug 5th from Kiev to my home. Unfortunately, the flight from Warsaw to home is not refundable, so I lost some money. (((

In Kiev I'll stay in my friend's home, he also has bought a concert ticket for me (I sent him money).
This is it.

I'm writing this post and listening to Madonna's song...

Hold me like your money 

Tell me that you want me 

Spend your love on me 

Spend your love on me 

Love me like your money 

Spend it till there's nothing 

Spend your love on me 

Spend your love on me

Well, honey! I have already spent everything on you!