Ant #318. Nudes.

I swear I could open a gallery with all the pics of dicks they sent to me...

I don't remember since when people started to send nudes to each other?! It wasn't trendy when I was a teenager. I guess it's because we didn't have cameras in our phones.

Just to make things clear! I'm not talking about artistic nude pictures, I'm talking about exact pictures of the dicks.

Honestly I do find it pretty funny to exchange nudes with your partner when you're far away from each other, it's like a game. But I don't really get a point of sending them to strangers, especially if they are in another part of the world. What do you want? Show off? Impress me? Make me jealous? Get me hard? Sorry, this doesn't work on me. Or maybe it's just an exhibitionism? Ok so, but still it doesn't work on me. Besides, there was nothing interesting or jealous worthy.

Listen to this girl, she speaks the truth!

I can't stop laughing at what she says, but damn she's so right, like she's also going to see lots of #Madonna shows))))) #money #RebelHeartTour #bankruptcy #debts

Joking))) I don't even care about your money! :-P

Ant #312. April Fools Day.

Every year I make the same joke about getting into relationship and every year the drama starts!
No details because I don't wanna shade anybody, but trust me I pissed myself with laughter at some people ))))))


I wanna say a big thanx to my dear friend Lu-Lu who had balls and wasn't ashamed to participate!

Here he is! 
My one day boyfriend! >>>

Follow him on Instagram!

https://instagram.com/luenletras/

He's very cute and such a sweetheart! <3 

And to all of you...

Happy April Fools Day! ;-)

Ant #294. My name.

It seems like it's pretty confusing...
Let's make it clear:

Gennady - with double N.
Gena - with one N.

Hahahaaa) It's not pissing me off, I know my name is too difficult to spell or to pronounce it. That's why I use a nickname in Starbucks for example, I don't wanna crash their brains )))

I've seen and heard lots of variations. I'm gonna collect them, I guess.

So let's start from the beginning. I'm Gennady/Gena/Gene.

In russian my name sounds like:

Gennady - [gɛ'nɑdi] with an accent on "-na-"

and the short form like:

Gena - ['gɛnɑ] with an accent on "Ge-".

LOL))) It's not the end)))

My international friends usually pronounce my name like if it was an english one. It's more preferable for me coz I got used to it. So make sure you remember it )))))

Gena - ['ʤɛnɑ]

or simply

Gene - [ʤin] 

which is also fine!

Thanx for attention! You've been a good student! ;-)

Ant #287. Brüderschaft.

To drink "na broodershaft" with someone is to consolidate friendship with a special ceremony when two of participants at the same time drink their glasses, for example with wine, with the hands bound in elbows. Then, most often, kiss. During the process it is necessary to look each other in eyes. From this moment participants are considered as good friends and have to address to each other on "you". Ritual comes from medieval Europe when the similar ceremony served as the proof of good intentions of the audience at a table.

According to another version the tradition to drink "na broodershaft" practiced between lovers. If a  drink of one of lovers was poisoned by another, with a kiss the poison was transferred back to the poisoner. Thus, the kiss served as the proof that drink of any of lovers wasn't poisoned.

On Wikipedia in russian: https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C1%F0%F3%E4%E5%F0%F8%E0%F4%F2

It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, straight or gay, married or single, this russian tradition is for everyone in any combination!
So if you drink "na broodershaft" with someone I strongly recommend you to buy a russian vodka at first!
Have a nice drink!
^_^

Ant #263. Dick.

A funny dialog I've had today with one of my best friends (a girl). She's waiting for me in my homeland.

- Come here [to Russia] and you can fuck someone?
- Fuck? Someone in Russia? Hell, no!
- Why not?
- I'm not into slavic people! Yuk and anti-sexy!
- I'm in depression and you keep killing me.
- Hahaha, it's not about you, I'm just more attracted to argentinians. Come here and you'll see!
- What you mean by that? I'm slavic!
- So am I!
- But you have a dick. Everybody loves a dick!
- Aahahahaha, this is epic! )))
- Say that I'm cool! )
- You're awesome! You're even better than a dick! XD

Just in case... XD

Dick Tracy poster with Madonna )))

Ant #243. 14 Reasons It’s Harder Being A Bottom Than A Top.

I've just found this article and this is hilarious! )))))
You all must read it! XD

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1. Well I mean first of all someone is shoving a thing inside of u that doesn’t necessarily belong there. So.

2. But curiously, THERE ARE NO TOPS. Okay maybe there are like 5 tops in the universe. In the gay male sex world, the top to bottom ratio is totally skewed towards bottoms. There are waaaaaaaaaaaay more bottoms than there are tops.

3. You run the risk of your friends singing “THIS BOY IS A BOTTTOOMMMMMM!!!” at you when you go out together. Whatever tho — at least there’s a song about you!

4. Somedays you just don’t FEEL like bottoming, even if you are horny. Bottoming isn’t about just having someone put their piece in u. It’s about really W-A-N-T-I-N-G that piece all up in u. Two different sentiments. If you’re not feeling it, there’s no dice.

5. It’s SO much work, ugh.

6. Santorum.

7. Being ashamed of being a big old bottom. Even though 92% of gay men are bottoms, according to my ethnographic field research, lots of gay men are ashamed of it, as if there’s something less masculine about it. The majority of mainstream gay dudes are all about masculinity, and anything that eclipses that has got to go.

8. And speaking of which, if you are femme or even slightly effeminate or fey, the few tops out there in the gay sexual desert may not be interested in you. “If I wanted to date a girl, I would.” Oh lord.

9. If the top is inexperienced you are in for quite an experience.

10. When you meet a hot guy and you find out he’s a bottom, too, it’s like eyeroll. HOWEVER! If you meet someone really hot and he’s all “I’m a top,” you automatically go: “Oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

11. Even if you enjoy bottoming, sometimes you get stuck with an everlasting top and you are sort of over it and he is still going at it and you sit through it just so he can get off.

12. He might try to pull some mess and take the condom off and you may not know. A bottom can’t pull the condom off without the top seeing/knowing.

13. People will assume you can’t top even though you have an extremely capable dick. There’s an automatic stigma around bottoming: once a bottom always a bottom. Even if you are sort of versatile sometimes, there are some guys out there who are all, “Yeah right. Do not want.”

14. Every bottom ever has slept with some top who treated his penis like an all conquering sword, stabbing you to orgasm I guess? Tip: can you not!

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Source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/madison-moore/2013/09/14-reasons-its-harder-being-a-bottom-than-a-top/

Ant #166. Russians...

I found a video of a russian singer.

She put together all the stereotypes about russians and made it so artistically!

I am just a simple Russian girl,

I've got Vodka in my blood,

So I dance with brown bears,

And my soul is torn apart...

Please, enjoy the song and the video! ;-)

By the way, she's gorgeous, real russian beauty!!! ^_^

Ant #165. The Enraged Printer.

Guess what I'm gonna write about?
No idea???

Ok, I'm gonna make a post about russian parliament! ))))
Yes, the enraged printer, that's how russian people call it! XD

Why? Because it throws up stupid laws, which are so discriminative, horribly written and contradict each other!
Remember when I was talking about anti-gay law? Check it here!

So... New laws? YESSSSS!!!
The new one calls (*don't laugh*) "The law about insulting of feelings of believers"!
I thought that our politicians cannot fall lower, but they broke the record!

The law doesn't say anything about exact feelings of believers. So they can say, for example, that Darwin's Theory of Evolution insults their feelings. Or what if I say that I don't believe in God at all?! These words probably will insult them. And does it mean that orthodoxes, muslims and buddhists are gonna sue each other, coz they believe in different gods and it's obvious that "existence" one of them insults others?

I think I'm gonna try to register the new religion, something like "Madonnism", and sue fans of all other singers!!! ^_^

P.S. I'm conting days till I'll leave this f*cking country!

Ant #117. Money.

Money... Money, money, money...
That's what I need right now!

After ending my summer trip, I feel so broken. Not because I'm tired or exhausted, but because I want more. I'm dying to go to South America on december, but now it seems absolutely impossible.

Here is my "To Do / Pay For" list:

1) Flight to my hometown, on sept/oct.
2) Birthday gift for my mom.
3) New shoes, jeans, a few other clothes.
4) Birthday gift for my bff.
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5) Flight to South America and back on december.
6) A few local flights.
7) Hotels.
8) 4 tickets for Madonna's shows (it's a huuuge money).

And I'm not talking about food and my apartment rent.
Doh! Why is the world so unfair? WHYYYYYYY?

XD

Ant #107. Parisian drama!

"Madonna definitely wants to kill me!"
That's what I thought at the morning.

I received an email from madonna.com saying that she added one extra show in Paris next week. She will perform at Olympia Hall on jul 26th.
READ BETWEEN LINES! She'll make a very special intimate concert for only 2700 hard-core fans!
And of course the email announced that a pre-sale of tickets starts NOW!

Aaaaaaah! I was about to kill myself!
It was one of the most stressful moments in my life!
I had to manage everything very quickly! Ticket, flights, accommodation. And the most important I had to find money to afford it.
I messaged my friend in Paris, asked him to let me stay in his home for 2 nights, coz hotels in Paris are extremely expensive. He said YES. Then I found good flight offers from my city to Paris and from Paris to Vienna (coz my next show in Austria). When I understood it was possible, I started waiting for a pre-sale (the worst pre-sale EVER). The web-site was crashing all the time, I was refreshing the page, but it was telling me to f*ck off!

During this time I was tweeting... 

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OMG! 30 minutes to sales! YES or NOT?

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Woooop! I've just received an email from ICON with a passcode! ^_^

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olympiahall.com is crashed! ))))

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It works, but there aren't tickets!

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SHIT! WORKS!

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SHIT! DOESN'T WORK!

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FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

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F*CKIN' OLYMPIAHALL.COM! BURN IN HELL!!!

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But thanx God, I've bought it!

Oh, b*tch! What are you doing to me? )))

ANT #100. RETROSPECTIVE.

Woo-hoo!
This is my 100th post!
That's amazing!


I don't wanna write anything serious here, just wanna take a look on all my previous "sh*t" and find some cool moments!


Enjoy! And thanx for reading me! ;-)

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I'm f*cking smart, brave, independent man. I wanna learn my own lessons. I wanna do what I feel need to do. And I don't need their advices. 

(Ant #6)

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Then I've matured. My habits have been changed. Vodka replaced gifts, friends replaced Santa Claus, clubs replaced poems. But I still thought it's a great time. 

(Ant #12)

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Just to let you know...

Yes, I'm single, but my heart is occupied. So please leave me alone.

Thank you. 

(Ant #15)

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I don't want you to think about me that I'm narcissistic thing. No, I'm not (I hope so!). I just really cannot find common language with 99% of my friends. And it makes me sad. 

(Ant #35)

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P.S. Next time you'll be about to tell me "F*ck you", please, think twice. 

(Ant #36)

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So now get the f*ck outta my life. Thank you. 

(Ant #40)

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I just wanna get drunk, dance, flirt, talk to my friends, tempt a few new persons... Yeah, why not? 

(Ant #51)

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I guess I looked too drunk, 'cause my dutch lady told me: "Hun, if you'll need a room for a couple hours, just tell me, I'll walk away!" LOL))))) It was really hard to explain that I'm not that kind of boy))) She was sure I'm a slut ))) I love her! ) 

(Ant #57)

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1) Get my new passport.

2) Drink with my sister.

3) Drink with my best friend, meet his family.

4) Drink with my best friend from university.

5) Drink with my godsister.

5) Drink with my best female-friend in another city (3 hours long road is nothing for me). 

(Ant #62)

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Would I like to revenge? Hell, yes! I know it's bad, but I can't fight this feeling. 

(Ant #71)

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And you know what?

I'M HAPPY! 

(Ant #82)

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I love sunny days when all the tempters are getting out of their cellars like zombies. They come out and look for someone's brain to eat it. Wherever you go they follow you and try to infect your heart with the worst illness ever... with "love". Just one kiss and you're a zombie as well.

Funny times! 

(Ant #85)

LOL))) I got a good laugh )

Ant #96. Madonna is soooo Madonna!

This is so funny!

MDNA Tour has only started, but there are a few scandals already.
First, lady gaga's fans got angry about the mash of "Express Yourself", "Born Reductive This Way" and "She's not me".
Then a french politician Marie Le Pen threatened to sue Madonna over swastika montage.
And now Madonna flashes her boobie on her show in Istanbul.



Back to Erotica era, Madonna? )))

Anyway, her boobie is nice ;-)

Ant #85. Summer flirtation.

I love sunny days when all the tempters are getting out of their cellars like zombies. They come out and look for someone's brain to eat it. Wherever you go they follow you and try to infect your heart with the worst illness ever... with "love". Just one kiss and you're a zombie as well.
Funny times!

Run like hell )))

Last summer I had 5 people at the same time (+2 later) who would like to be with me. 3 girls and 4 boys. That was pretty awesome!!! But the fun began when they have known about each other. No no, I haven't had sex with them, but I can't stop flirting when I see someone likes me. I know it's bad and unfair, but I can do nothing with myself. )))

I'm gonna beat my own record this summer )

Ant #69. Look it up!

I can't stop laughing at her! Still!
This is f*cking hilarious! )))